On day one of his second term, Donald Trump pardoned 1,500 of the January 6th insurrectionists he had incited to storm the U.S. Capitol. It wasn’t simply a reward for loyalty — it was a warning and a promise: you act for me, I’ll take care of you.

Since then, he’s issued wave after wave of pardons — for allies, funders, and campaign operatives — culminating in a sweeping preemptive pardon covering virtually anyone involved in efforts to overturn the 2020 election.

With this act, Trump didn’t just absolve past crimes; he incentivized future ones.
This mass pardon was a permission slip, an encouragement — even an order — to be ready to subvert elections in 2026 and 2028.

This tee captures that corrupt exchange in stark, satirical form:

“You kiss my ass, and I’ll pardon yours.”

A biting commentary on the collapse of justice and the normalization of impunity.
Wear it as a warning — and as a call for accountability that power must never be above the law.

• Premium unisex tee
• Soft 100% ring-spun cotton
• Lightweight yet durable (4.5 oz/yd²)
• High-quality print – crisp, vibrant design
• Pre-shrunk for minimal shrinkage
• Printed in the USA.